Curse

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 30, 2005, 02:05 PM // 14:05

Twas sittin here, cosuming a muffin
When all of a sudden I got such a cuffin.
"Empty the dishwasher you lazy bafoon,
And you'll face certain death if you don't do it soon!"

After reading these posts,
(May I say mostly Hoodie's

),
I knew not how to,
At least do it good, "He's

right there behind you!",
My sister yelled loudly.
But my brain's all a scrambled,
From the screwy posts of lately.

So I fell down upon the carpet,
Bravely, heroicaly.
Twas the story of this screwy thread,
And poor.. yours truly.

The moral of my sh*tty story is.. Rock on, freaky threads

chalt2 · Jun 30, 2005, 02:42 PM // 14:42

STUPENDOUS! yes thats the word, that word that came to mind from my read of your story, a good day today shall be after the words of a beautiful woman pemeates the fresh morning air...

DaRhino · Jun 30, 2005, 06:36 PM // 18:36

Really? I wasn't aware of your strange fetish...

HoodieRat · Jun 30, 2005, 06:43 PM // 18:43

hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me ill chopp of your behind ^_^

chalt2 · Jun 30, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53

Don't chop off my A$s how ever would I ever sit down again

DaRhino · Jun 30, 2005, 09:54 PM // 21:54

Need I remind you again? The parade is over mate...

Mistress Eyahl · Jun 30, 2005, 11:32 PM // 23:32

...except you and your Morris Dancing Rhinocerous

d4nowar · Jul 01, 2005, 12:10 AM // 00:10

Silly me, thinking I can rhyme. When really all I can do is get places on time.

That isn't the only word I can rhyme with. Everyone knows I'm not a Sith.

They can't do anything at all. Even if they are rather tall.

I mean, one of them got beat up by a pansy. Who was missing one of his hands, see?

That last one was really lame. Bad enough to scare of any and every dame.

So now I'm finished. Don't let this be the thing that makes my reputation blemished.

HoodieRat · Jul 01, 2005, 12:43 AM // 00:43

dame, who do you think the bad man had a hat when she never walked the dog with him?

d4nowar · Jul 01, 2005, 12:58 AM // 00:58

My feeble brain can't wrap itself around the meaning of that.

HoodieRat · Jul 01, 2005, 01:21 AM // 01:21

thanks for that man. i couldnt have done it without them ducks

Mistress Eyahl · Jul 01, 2005, 02:11 AM // 02:11

Sh*t, man! You just crapped in mah HAT!

DaRhino · Jul 01, 2005, 02:14 AM // 02:14

The Atom-ic Bomb: It's a bright flash, brighter than the sun, brighter than anything you've ever seen... but if you duck and cover, you will be much safer.